did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
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