Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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