My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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