I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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