she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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