After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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