Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Are we still banned from the library?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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