But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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