Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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