new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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