You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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