PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
