How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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