he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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