We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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