Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
