I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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