I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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