and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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