whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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