I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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