so explain again why im purple
no
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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