Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I am spending my child support on dildos
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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