You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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