Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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