I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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