Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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