Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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