Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
