Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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