Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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