He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i believe in u and ur pee
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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