your room smells of hookers.
And success
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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