So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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