i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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