So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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