question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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