Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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