Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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