I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You don't make any sense
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