Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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