AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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