i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
