Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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