what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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