4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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