My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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