It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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