i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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