Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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