Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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