Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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