we have officially lost it.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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