He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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