just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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