That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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